The quasi-farcical Church of Maradona, a group of like-minded Argentines who believe in Diego Maradona as the saviour of Argentine football (soccer) held a dual celebration recently: their idol turned 48 and was named head coach of the Argentina national team last week. The tongue-ín-cheek church celebrates thier idol’s birthday every year as well as June 22, the anniversary of the legendary 1986 “hand of God” goal against England. Maradona himself even phoned his “followers” during their festivities – about 300 turned out – to promise that the national team would shine under his direction.